The 'Bring a snack to Touch' campaign.

The ‘Bring a snack to Touch’ campaign.

I have a cunning plan.

If, like me, you’re fed up with falling for one of SV’s dummies or being fooled by his ridiculous swivelling hips then I entreat you to bring a small snack with you to Touch.

If, like me, you’re not that keen of him making a fool of you more often than he currently does, then the idea of a smaller, more mobile SV is the stuff of nightmares.

Now you may or may not know that SV is currently hungrier than usual for reasons which I am not at liberty to say. So if we all pull together and make one of our pitch corners a pile of chocolate and Ice Cream, I suspect that SV’s mind might not wholly be on the game. Just imagine, a world in which none of us fall for an SV dummy. If that’s not worth fighting for. I don't know what is.